John Bolton to Visit Miami and Declare War on Libya.

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The Miami branch of the Federalist Society has such an interesting and eclectic group of speakers covering the entire political spectrum — all the way from Gitmo commanders to Fox commentator Bernie Goldberg.

So it’s no surprise they have invited famous mustache wearer, National Review cover boy, and likely VP pick John Bolton, who lately has — surprise(!) advocated for total war on Afghanistan Iraq North Korea Iran Duchy of Grand Fenwick Libya, who is coming to Miami to talk about…..what else, military action somewhere?

I mean seriously, is there any other speed with this guy?

(Actually, he wasn’t too keen on overthrowing Mubarek in Egypt).

So, to conclude, there should be lots of informative legal discussion and thus your firm should pay for you to attend.