Oh, To Be Allan Lerner!

One of the perks of being a litigator is you just never know what your day will bring. Can you imagine, sitting in your office, starting the day, and who should call but Terrell Owens! And he inadvertently stumbled onto some porn being filmed on South Beach. And he’s in the picture!

Well, that’s when you spring into action, just like Allan Lerner did in this cease-and-desist letter published here. What do you think of Allan’s letter? I kinda like it — it’s somewhat minimal and even restrained, but so many lawyers go way over the top with them. I think this one hits the right tone.

Boy, that’s a fun case. Much better than enforcing arbitration provisions, arguing about contracts, or discussing fraudulent land sales. Good luck Allan — keep us informed on the results!