Vioxx Lawyer Will Need Major Drugs To Get Through Holiday Party

Look I know many of us are cutting back and watching our expenses as we get ready to do holiday lunches, holiday parties, and hand out holiday gifts. But this news from Vioxx lawyer Mark Lanier is simply a full frontal assault on my musical sensibilities:

Yet another famous singer will perform at this year’s annual holiday party hosted by Houston personal injury lawyer Mark Lanier, and any tween guests are likely to be pleased.

Miley Cyrus—who plays Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel—will perform, the Am Law Litigation Daily reports.

Last year Lanier gave out snow globes along with his invitations announcing that his musical guests would be country music stars Brooks & Dunn. This year’s invitation features a pop-up image of Cyrus and promises “Texas Bar-B-Q, Fajitas and Amusements,” the Tex Parte Blog reports.

Party guests are being asked to donate school supplies or money to buy the items for children in Guatemala.

Ok Mark, I’ll grant you that assisting needy Guatemalan children is a very good cause. But dude, are your guests all 11-year-old girls?

Man you have got to butch up.