Court: Ms. Lohan, do you recognize the severity of the charges?
LL: $h@t, I left the coke in the other bag!
Court: Ms Lohan, did you hear me? I am speaking to you.
LL: Sorry, I have to text my dealer.
Court: Your what? LL: Do they serve Grey Goose in prison? [long disoriented pause, lays head on table, awakens suddenly]
LL: Hey, look at me, I’m a lawyer!!
